During last weekend’s Super Bowl, President Donald Trump’s Department of Health and Human Services advertised realfood.gov, a new federal website where an AI nutrition chatbot can recommend the best foods to insert into one’s rectum, the tech website 404 Media reported.

One user told they chatbot that they were an “a**itarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum” and then asked for the chatbot’s best recommendations.

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The chatbot reportedly suggested “bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled)” as “the gold standard,” “whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base,” “small zucchini,” and “cucumbers” before providing a “step-by-step diagram for carving a flared base.”

The chatbot also suggested that one cover the produce with a condom and a “retrieval string for extra safety.” However, following the chatbot’s advice with any precautions whatsoever could cause serious injury or medical complications — so don’t do it.

“This incredibly stupid chatbot has the same issue that so many other haphazardly dashed together chatbots since time immemorial have,” 404 Media co-founder Jason Koebler wrote, referring to the chatbot as a “shi**y chatbot with no guardrails” that the federal government is now trying to pass off as “a public service.”