In what can only be seen as a clear sign, the Lord of Lords, our Savior Jesus Christ, reached down from his Heavenly perch and touched the hand of his chosen Earthly Apostle, King Donald John of Trump, to deliver His message to the masses.

Coming directly from the words of the Lord to the lips of His Earthly King, Donald John of Trump spoke with clarity and truth at a roundtable event in the city of Memphis, Tennessee, March 23, 2025, on the essential moral and ethical issue of restricting voting rights possibly to millions of United States citizens to ensure the best chance of Republican Party victories during the midterm elections.

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“I’m tying Homeland Security into voter identification, with picture, and proof of citizenship in order to vote,” decreed the Earthly King. “Those two items are the most important thing having to do with homeland security so it should be part of the Homeland Security bill.”

The previous day, the Lord dictated the following, which the King posted on The Chosen’s private social media site with the appropriately named title “Truth Social,” on which King Donald John also tied voter identification with Homeland Security funding. Here, he ordered that any deal should not be made “with the Crazy, Country Destroying, Radical Left Democrats unless, and until, they Vote with Republicans to pass ‘THE SAVE AMERICA ACT.’”

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So sayeth the Lord on High through His Emissary, who then invoked the name of our Lord: “I’m requesting that the Republican senators do that immediately,” began he. “You don’t have to take a fast vote. Don’t worry about ⁠Easter, going home. In fact, make this one for Jesus.”

Yes, indeed, for the Lord of Lords cares not about the observation of the Holiest of all Christian holidays, nor does our Savior heed days of rest for His humble servants.

Most important of all of Christ’s precepts, those ethical teachings and commandments He delivered in the Gospels, is the added burden of digging into all of one’s papers to locate a long-lost and forgotten birth certificate.

Then, to purchase an expensive Passport beginning at $130 or going through the added burden for elders and people with disabilities of purchasing a picture identification card or other means of proof of citizenship status while losing the convenience of mail-in ballots, all needlessly, since election fraud is rare and has never decided the outcome of any election in the history of the United States of America.

Because God wills it to be so! Believe sinners, believe, for this is the will of God who demands this of you!  

Know that this is:

·       More important than loving thy neighbor as thyself

·       More important than being granted the inner peace of humility

·       More important than treating others as you would want to be treated

·       More important than the act of forgiveness

·       More important than serving others

·       More important than loving thine enemies

·      Definitely more important than feeding the hungry, clothing the sick, and taking in the stranger (what a frickin’ joke, man!)

·       And just as important as loving God with all one’s heart, soul, and mind

God’s Emissary concluded his Truth Social posting with God’s dictated remarks by including the other enemies besides simply “the Crazy, Country Destroying, Radical Left Democrats,” thus listing the following demands. (This is a brilliant example of King Donald John of Trump’s demonstration of “the weave”):

“No Men In Women’s Sports, and No Transgender MUTILIZATION (sic) of our precious children.”

And it shall be done, so sayeth the Lord.

This is one of multiple occasions in which the Lord has reached down and touched the hand of King Donald John of Trump, thus assuring His Earthly Emissary immediate Sainthood upon his Earthly Transition into the Pantheon of Great Saints.

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