Donald Trump promised to lower grocery prices and reduce inflation on his first day as president. This was a phishing scheme that the majority of voters fell for when they placed a check mark next to his name on their ballot. Their actions seriously overwhelmed our governmental operating system by encrypting multiple forms of MAGAsphere malware, which currently infects our body politic.

The Orange Man with cheap gold-plated overtones, the Chief Hacker of the MEGAverse, downloaded Pam Bondi, the Trojan (DOJ) Horse, who waited hardly a moment to not-so-surreptitiously compromise and disable the Department of Justice, thereby perverting the department’s independence to one that now follows the Hacker’s commands.

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Scott Bessent, former real estate investor and hedge fund manager, as the Chief Hacker’s Secretary of the Treasury voluntarily infected himself with the MAGAsphere virus, which has seriously corrupted his data storage system on economic theory and has been taken over by the malware downloads of Trumponomics based on tariffs, which have raised prices and inflation, the opposite of what Trump had promised in his campaign’s phishing expedition.   

The Chief Hacker introduced Cryptojacking malware into the cryptocurrency market machinery, which compels rich investors to purchase the Chief Hacker’s $TRUMP meme coin, thereby increasing his family’s wealth many times over.

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Elon Musk, through DOGE (the Department of Government Efficiency), served as the Spyware for the Chief Hacker by collecting US residents’ official and sensitive information, activities, associations, and spending habits without their consent. DOGE uses this to monitor and surveil people that the Chief Hacker considers “enemies.”

Kristi Noem, through ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement), also functions as Spyware for the Chief Hacker to steal data and to collect other information about users’ activities without their knowledge or consent. ICE used this data to hunt, surveil, arrest, and deport anyone with brown or black skin or who speaks Spanish – whether they are official US citizens, or whether they are undocumented and have never committed any criminal offenses. 

Karoline Leavitt, the Chief Spokesperson for the Chief Hacker, has voluntarily subjected herself to the Rootkit software MAGAsphere malware, which provides the Chief Hacker the ability to control his Spokesperson’s applications by remote control to spread phishing expeditions, malicious attachments of information, and downloading of compromised intelligence.  

Pete Hegseth, as the so-called Secretary of War, serves as a serious virus in the Pentagon. This virus has spread and replicated itself by attaching and embedding its code into host programs. It does this by malfunctioning to secure sensitive and top secret communications, waging war on small boating operations on alleged drug traffickers in international waters without proof and due process of law, banning reporters from the Pentagon unless they sign a document promising never to release information not authorized by the department, firing qualified military career professionals, and scrubbing all indications of diversity, equity, and inclusion from Pentagon programs and policies.    

The JD Vance Cyber Worm targets vulnerabilities in the Body Politic’s operating systems by installing itself across networks. It has gained access in several ways: through backdoors built into the software like being President of the Senate, through Oval Office meetings with vulnerable world leaders, or through flash political rallies. Now firmly in place, this worm can replicate itself by launching its own run for Chief Hacker.

The Chief Hacker has designated House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) as the recipient of a Keylogger type of Spyware, which monitors his behaviors, every word, and every move, to guarantee his complete allegiance to the MAGAverse’s political agenda and initiatives.

In addition, the Chief Hacker has encrypted a virulent form of Ransomware to disable Republicans’ access to their spines under threat of being primaried until the ransom of either total support or total silence is paid. This Ransomware has made Republicans virtually inoperable as a supposed separate functioning body of the government machine.  

The Robert F. Kennedy Jr. resurgent MAGAsphere virus(es) is now infecting the Body Politic – and the entire healthcare and medical research infrastructure – through the application of misleading and dangerous coding into sensitive medical research and operational data.

The Epstein Retrovirus has infected malware hackers’ machines and applications across the entire MAGAverse. This retrovirus has insinuated itself into MAGAverse systems meant to protect and provide immunity to major organs and entire bodies.   

The “We The People Coalition Scam Detector and Malware Removal Security System” that we have installed into the body politic system drive has vaccinated approximately half of the US population from the influence of the MAGAverse.

It is now showing efficacy in disinfecting some of those already contaminated by MAGAsphere malware. Due to the detection and mitigation of this malware, some Republicans are, for the very first time, showing signs of reason and clarity of thought. Some are actually beginning to grow a spine due to the effects of this protection.  

These signs include, but are not limited to, Republicans:

· Who signed a dispatch order for the government to release the complete Epstein files and who believe the testimonies of Epstein’s victims and accusers

· Who are challenging President Trump’s bombing of small boats near Venezuela without credible evidence that they are carrying illicit drugs to the United States and without due process of law.

· Who are speaking up against Trump’s buildup of military ships and personnel for the President’s threatened war on Venezuela.

With continued and sustained use, the makers and sponsors of the “We The People Coalition Scam Detector and Malware Removal Security System” guarantee the restoration of the democratic pillars that have been seriously corrupted by the full range of MAGAsphere malware. They also promise that with vigilant, uninterrupted use, the Body Politic will work more effectively toward its stated goal of creating a more perfect operating system.  

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